*snorts coffee painfully through nose* Damn you, Pobjie(!) hahah this! [[haha typo] excerpt below]
Fake news! As discovered by satirist Ben Pobjie:

Malcolm Turnbull: Mr President, I just called to discuss  –

Donal Trump: Did you know that in Australia people carry babies in pouches?

MT: I …

DT: Saw it on TV. Little pouches. Can’t afford nannies. Sad!